Who Am I?

I am a sports reporter from Sector A of the Galaxy, also known as Zeroxia (pronounced zee-ROCKS-ee-uh). I observe the Gridball seasons of World of Gridball and write about the games for audiences here and in Zeroxia.

My sector is developing a game called "Dice Warp," and we hope to introduce it soon. It will be part of Gridball Galaxy Games, or "G3." If you know how to play the original gridball, and if you know how to use percentages, exponents, decimals, and fractions, you'll be able to complete!

But the sad fact is that because of the way interstellar inspections go, it will probably take about 2 years before "Dice Warp" is ready for action. In terms of Galaxy time, that's not so bad, but it still is a bit of a wait.